Dining in Dork Paradise

Dragon*Con.
It's the dork Mecca of the east coast. Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, comic fans, vampires of all sorts, gamers, goths, BDSM'ers, and everyone and everything else under the sun is represented. Put 60,000 of them into a blender, add copious amounts of booze and drugs, remove all morality and dignity and set them upon downtown Atlanta. That's the best description of Dcon I can give.

It's Sodom and Gamorrah with lightsabers.

The stories I could tell here would make a sailor repent, but we're here to talk about food. Right? Right? Who's with me? Well.. I'm going to talk food anyway.

There's something that I learned a long time ago about convention survival. Hot dogs are $6, sodas are $5. If you want to pay to eat, you're going to pay a lot. I treat going to a con much like camping. I pack in breakfasts, lunches, snacks, and drinks. I usually do eat my dinners in a nice sit down restaurant. So we took with us poptarts, cold cereal, oatmeal for the coffee maker, and plenty of sandwich fixin's. We took very little soda and tons of bottled water. And booze. We took more booze than anything else. Nothing exciting there at all. But Max Lager's was exciting indeed.

Max Lager's is a wood fired grill and brewpub at the corner of Peachtree St and West Peachtree. I shit you not. We decided on Max's because we were standing on the street corner across from it arguing on where to dine. We noticed it and gave it a go. The first night, I ate grilled trout topped with roasted pecans. It was served with black truffle grits and wild mushrooms with spinach. Fucking phenomenal! It was the best food I had eaten in a restaurant in YEARS! Everything was fresh and prepared to absolute perfection. My wife's bacon bison cheeseburger was also a work of art, but it didn't hold a candle to the trout. The in-house brew I had to accompany my fish was an american brown ale. Perfect bitterness, plenty of body. More flavor than any American dark beer I'd tasted in some time. Spectacular meal. So we went back the next night!

This is the Fish and Chips I ordered at our second night at Max's

I remembered I had a camera on my phone. Why yes, that is a great facsimile of an Irish red in the background. The beer battered cod couldn't have been executed better. Fries were made in-house and you could tell. Just brilliant, simple food. We split a deep fried cheesecake for dessert. It was nearly a sexual experience.


This was my pan seared sesame ahi tuna from night number three.

I'm a terrible foodie. How can I go to Atlanta, GA and eat in only one restaurant? Well, there was no reason to not eat there. Everything we had eaten had been as good as I can personally imagine it being. So our last night in town, I order the ahi, my wife goes for the ribs. I never order ribs unless I'm at a barbecue joint. They're notoriously easy to fuck up and they're too expensive to just accept mediocre quality. But hers did not disappoint. Exceptionally tender, great smoke, the baste was well matched and not overpowering. Damn good ribs. My tuna was perfection in execution again. Tuna needs to be rare. Rarely is it ever rare in even the best places. This was seared rare to a tee. A very thin ring of white outlining a rich red throughout. The tuna was firm and meaty. Flavorful. It stood up to the heavy sesame crust. The Japanese slaw under it was a great compliment. I washed it down with a craft brewed ginger beer. Overall, I think the trout was better from the first evening, but I couldn't have hardly asked for a better chunk of tuna. We got more cheesecake to go.

I pine for Max Lager's. I dream about it. If ever I trek to ATL again, Max, we will meet again my friend.