Why?

This is why. I'm a regular lurker at The Fifth Column. I love those cynical bastards. Lately their favorite target has been foodies, most specifically "The Food Guy"(a local who must feed off of ridicule and humiliation. He reviewed Panera for fucksake!). Being the fool that I am, I will take my cigarette and step into the line of fire with a target on my back. I only hope to duck a couple bullets and get my take on gastronomy out there. And with that... SPOOOOOOON!